Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school you fucking fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said fuck agian!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) Fuck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counsler?!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what i said was... (clears throats) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Holy shit, dude.