Priceless

İyi reklam kötü reklam. Bilhassa Mavi'nin şu "Burası İstanbul" reklamları herkesin reklamlara karşı bi görüş bildirmesini sağlamışken yıllardır ibineleşmiş reklamları yüzünden kin duyduğum bir kurumu da eleştirmek istiyorum.
AKBANK!
bunlar yıllarca maçların başlama düdüğü ile birlikte "akbank iki takıma da başarılar diler" diyip durmadan sinirlerimi bozdu durdu. Fenerbahçe - Galatasaray maçı. "akbank iki takıma da başarılar diler" bu ne lan? yavşak mısınız olum siz??
sırf bu yüzden mesela Akbank müşterisi olmamaya yemin etmiştim yıllar evvel.
Geçenlerde mağaza da bozuk para eksikliği yaşamıştık. Havalimanında 3 banka var, İşbankası, Garanti ve Akbank. İşbankası ve Garanti de de bozuk para yokmuş. Akbank'a şöyle bir baktım. Sonra koşarak uzaklaştım. Akbank'a para bile bozdurmaya gitmem ulan!

Bankalardan konuyu açmışken. Mastercard'ın reklamları yüzünden Mastercard müşterisi olmak istiyorum şu sıralar.
Şampiyonlar liginde yıllardır on numero reklamlar yapıyorlar. "zart 10 lira zurt 20 lira zört paha biçilmez" sloganları ise müthiç
Hele hele son reklamda türkçe versiyonunda biraz gevşekleşmiş olsalar bile "being with people who understand you" cümlesiyle insanın coşmasına sebep oluyorlar.

Master card kids
Yükleyen danneakim33. - Yepyeni haber videoları

Replik

"hay Türk isminin gözünü seveyim ya, ne o viç viç viç viç ördek gibi amına koyayım. gına geldi lan bunlardan"

Eurobasket 2009'u izlerken / Kuzen Hasan

Meslek

"olm kızlar ne rahat, hiç bişey yapamasalar bile ellerinde yine de bi meslekleri var. bizde o da yok"

by kuzen Hasan

Geç

Enis - Yeşil yanıyo lan niye koşuyosun?

Kerem - Ama o yeşil birazdan sönecek!!!


Ünlü Türk düşünürü Kerem İlker (hahahoho) İlter o İlter

Spaced

Daisy: colins gone next door..
Tim: oh my god, im so sorry..how?
Daisy: he..he walked..
Tim: o i'm sorry i thought you ment he'd died! just something our parents came up with when we were younger
Mike: so what, your saying my pet rabbit isn't next door?!
Tim: mike its been 18 years! where do you think he went?!
Mike: *sobs* "next door!!

S.N.B.B.A.Ç.O.Ç.M.E.D*

*Senin ne biçim bir annenin çocuğu olduğunu çok merak ediyorum doğrusu !

Mezar Turizm'e teşekkürler. Che carambole... ragazzi

Life is life

"Hayattan nefret etmekten zevk alıyosam, aslında hayattan zevk alıyorumdur nefret etmiyorumdur"

Yemekten sonra...

Nach dem Essen sollst du rauchen,
oder eine Frau gebrauchen,
hast du beides nicht zur Hand,
bohr ein loch und fick die Wand.

******************************

Orta okul'a giderken otobüsün en arka sırasında yazıyordu. hala ezberemde.

The F Word !

Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school you fucking fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said fuck agian!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) Fuck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counsler?!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Class: (gasp)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what i said was... (clears throats) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

Lovely, Lovely, Ludwig van

But it's not fair, It's not fair that I should feel ill when I hear lovely, lovely, lovely, Ludwig Van .

Quote: Football Factory (Fred & Billy)

Fred -Bit of a coincidence ay Billy that the kids should be playing against each other just before we meet in the cup?
Billy -Somehow I don`t think this game will get quite as messy, do you?
Fred -You fancy yourselves in bandet country then?
Billy -We`ll lets have it right if it`s anything to go by last time we had a little meet with you lot we ran you all over London.
Fred -You couldn`t run one hundred yards mate.
Billy -We won`t fucking need to either.
Fred -Don`t get lemon Bill it don`t suit you.
Billy -Spell it you cunt.
Fred -C-u-n-t Cunt.
Billy -I meant lemon soppy bollocks
Fred -We`ll see about lemon when you`re lost in deep south you fat fucking prick.
Billy -Woaw. Now we`re getting personal. What`s your problem the fact you`ve got to open your kebab shop in 5 minutes or the fact you buy your Charlie of a white man.
Fred -How`s it feel doing business with a Turk when you`re suppose to be right wing Scooby Doo is less confusing you, you prick.
Billy -You`ll be confused opening your canister up.
Fred -You want to wait till the game or do you want to make one with me now?
Billy -Don`t punch above your weight you long streak piss.
Fred -Well stop punching your old woman about then you wanker.
Billy -What did you say you fucking mug?
Fred -You fucking heard you fat fucking Chelsea cunt

Youtube'dan bu sahneyi burdan izleyebilirsiniz, kendim ölçtüm biçtim ve kodum yutubiye. (Türkiye'dekiler için tabi yasak kalkarsa)

Ayrıca çat pat ingilizcem olduğu halde bu kusma formatında ki ingilizceyi anlayamadığım için beni kırmayıp yardımıma koşan ve tüm dialoğu dinleyip tek tek yazıp word dosyası ile bana gönderen sevgili Merve'ye de burdan tekrar tekrar teşekkürlerimi iletiyorum, Quote bölümünün en değerli parçası oldu bu sayende Mervecim :)

Not: İngilizcesi olmayanlar için ufaktan tercüme geçeyim
Fred: tesadüfe bak
Billy: o tesadüfü alır gıçına sokarım
Fred: zigerim seni
Billy: hade len götelek
Fred: kaçma len
Billy: kaçan senin gibi ossun

Crank Memorable Quote

Doc Miles: [Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone] Chevy?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
Chev Chelios: Got it!
Doc Miles: Did you take it?
Chev Chelios: Took it.
Doc Miles: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
Chev Chelios: Right.
Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: But you're cold?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check!
Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check!

Crank (2006)

Quote

If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right.

Her gününü hayatının son günüymüş gibi yaşarsan, günün birinde haklı çıkarsın.

Atasözü dediğin böyle olmalıdır

Nereye dönersen dön, kıçın hep arkada kalır...

*Ne kadar dönersen... ve Ne tarafa dönersen... diye de söylendiği olur

Kemirgen

"çocukluğundan beri bir şeyleri kemirmeden duramıyorsun, kapşonlu kazaklarının iplerini hep sen mahvettin."

Quote: Reservoir Dogs (First lines)

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Orange: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
Joe: Wong?

Replik "O şimdi Mahkum"

"Bu ülkede nerden baksan 6 milyon içici var... partisini kursan iktidarı sallar..."

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"Seni de Fesbook'a üye yapalım"

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"Ne? Arılar çiçekleri sikiyor anlamına mı geliyor bu?"